Sacha’s Inaugural Diary – Sacha’s Diary

Dear Diary,

Hi everybody, this is the first entry of my diary. My Daddy says he really wants me to do this to give you guys some perspective on what life is like from my point of view. Sorry if my English is bad or if you see some occasional typos, but remember, I am a dog.

My name is Sacha and I’m 5 years old. Everybody thinks I’m a girl because of my name,

Sacha Sleeping

Sacha Sleeping

but I’m really a boy. Daddy says I was named after Sacha Baron Cohen, whoever that is. Here’s what I look like, as you can see, I like taking naps. Daddy wants me to help him with this blog, and tell you about my day. I’ll do my best to give you the highlights.

So today, Mommy & Daddy had to leave the house pretty early. Which makes me sad because I’m all alone. But they have this nice guy named Jack who comes and takes me for a walk. Jack came by and walked me with my friend Lucy. I like Lucy, she’s cute. We walked for about a half hour and I sniffed around the neighborhood like I do. Lots of people stop me when they see me because they want to pet me. I like that. After Jack drops me off, I say goodbye and he gives me a treat. Then Jack writes on the pad of paper that I went 1 + 2. I’m not sure what this means, but it seems to happen a lot.

Mommy and Daddy got home this afternoon and I’m really lucky because even though I had gone out for a walk a few hours earlier, I REALLY had to go outside. Daddy ran me out there and I peed. And then I had to poop too, but it was kinda like diarrhea. Wait…what’s that Daddy? Oh, he says this is TMI. Don’t know that means but TMI Diary!

Now everybody is home together and that’s when I’m happiest. I’m sitting on the couch now with my mommy having a bone.

That’s it for today, see you tomorrow Mr. Dairy! I mean, Mr. Diary!

Sacha – June 2, 2016

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